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The Hide Away @ Anthonyï¿½s 105 Canal St Malden, MA 02148 Kristen Becker performing her comedy show live on Saturday July 31, 2010. Purchase tickets at www.BlushBoston.com Ticket price $15.00 in advance, $20.00 at the door. Doors open at 7:00 pm, general seating, show starts at 8:00 pm If you are looking for a serving of bawdy reality topped with a slice of southern charm, then get ready for DOH founder Kristen Becker who started her comedy career in Toronto 8 years ago. She has since traveled the continent performing and producing shows; her ï¿½never bite the bullet,ï¿½ attitude coupled with a keen eye for irony leaves audiences, gay and straight, ready for more. She has opened for national acts such as Doug Stanhope, Josh Blue (Winner of Last Comic Standing), and Ani DiFranco. Additionally, Kristen beat out 60 contestants (all men) to win the 2006 Queen City Comedy Competition and has been featured at pride events across the US and Canada. Becker was recently named ï¿½One of Americaï¿½s Funniest Lesbiansï¿½ by CURVE Magazine, in a tie for #8 with Lily Tomlin, and will be featured in an upcoming OUT TV comedy special. To be followed with dancing to the sounds of our great D.J. ï¿½ ATM ï¿½ Hi-Def TV (Sports Channels) ï¿½ Premium Liquor ï¿½ BARBECUE ï¿½ OUT DOOR POOL TABLES ï¿½ BEER PONG ï¿½ DARTS ï¿½ 2 Parking Lots (FREE) ï¿½ $7.00 Cover charge after the comedy show ï¿½ Hours 7:00 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. ï¿½ 5 minute WALK from Malden T-Station

When: Jul 31, 2010 7 PM
Where: Malden, Massachusetts, United States in Malden, Massachusetts (Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19 )

Complete SAT Prep: Classroom (Malden - 7/20/2010)

Kaplan's Complete SAT Prep: Classroom course is our most popular prep option for students prepping for the SAT. Considering PSAT or ACT prep as well? What Makes Complete SAT Prep: Classroom Course Unique? - The most Personalized Prep: a custom study plan based on your needs - Unmatched Expertise: our expert teachers use dynamic lesson plans to customize classroom sessions - The Ultimate in Convenience: many convenient class options and locations - The Best Guarantee: higher score guaranteed or your money back The Kaplan Difference Watch the videos at the right to learn how the Kaplan difference can work for you.

When: Jul 20, 2010 12 AM to Aug 19, 2010 12 AM
Where: Postal code 02148, United States in Malden, Massachusetts (Tue, 20 Jul 2010 00 )

Open House

When: Aug 1, 2010 12 AM
Where: Private Residence in Malden, Massachusetts (Sun, 01 Aug 2010 00 )

No. 9 Ale House - Open Mike

Summer Open Mic
Every Wednesday at 8:30pm
Hosted by Jeff Munro

When: Aug 4, 2010 12 AM
Where: No. 9 Ale House in Malden, Massachusetts (Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00 )

Avenue C - Open Mike

Open Mike
Every Wednesday at 9pm
Hosted by Jeff Munro

When: Aug 4, 2010 12 AM
Where: Avenue C in Malden, Massachusetts (Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00 )

81 Annual Of Saint Roccos Feast

This Feasts Happens In Malden Every August On The Same Day As The Madonna Della Cava Feast In The North End Of Boston

When: Aug 6, 2010 5 PM to Aug 6, 2010 11 PM
Where: Saint Roccos Society in Malden, Massachusetts (Fri, 06 Aug 2010 17 )

My Horizontal Life

Hi girls! For our next book, we'll be reading My Horizontal Life, a Collection of One Night Stands by Chelsea Handler. Here is a little about the book: Opening with a cute story from when she was seven and photographed her parents having sex, stand-up comedian Handler goes on to discuss the virtues of the one-night stand, which amount to having sex early enough so you're not months into a relationship before you discover he's into "anal beads and duct tape." She discusses her quest for sex with a "black man," which doesn't work out because the date she finds on ChocolateSingles.com has a penis so large, she "would have had to be the size of the Lincoln Tunnel to accommodate that thing." After him, there's a "little midget," but she sobers up before sleeping with him. Next come a number of would-be partners with penises too small to consider. Finally, there's a guy Handler does sleep with, only an embarrassing incident involving a "giant skid mark" prevents her from seeing him again. By the end, Handler considers settling down with one man, which might actually net her more sex than these mostly unconsummated one-night stands. Anyone who laughs at the mere mention of vaginas and penises may find Handler's book almost as much fun as getting drunk and waking up in some stranger's bed. I'll have the location finalized soon, but let me know if you have any suggestions.

When: Aug 9, 2010 7 PM
Where: Malden, Massachusetts, United States in Malden, Massachusetts (Mon, 09 Aug 2010 19 )

Complete SAT Prep: Classroom (Malden - 8/11/2010)

Kaplan's Complete SAT Prep: Classroom course is our most popular prep option for students prepping for the SAT. Considering PSAT or ACT prep as well? What Makes Complete SAT Prep: Classroom Course Unique? - The most Personalized Prep: a custom study plan based on your needs - Unmatched Expertise: our expert teachers use dynamic lesson plans to customize classroom sessions - The Ultimate in Convenience: many convenient class options and locations - The Best Guarantee: higher score guaranteed or your money back The Kaplan Difference Watch the videos at the right to learn how the Kaplan difference can work for you.

When: Aug 11, 2010 12 AM to Sep 29, 2010 12 AM
Where: Postal code 02148, United States in Malden, Massachusetts (Wed, 11 Aug 2010 00 )

The Emerson School Hall - Open Mike

Carmen Dei
Second Friday of each month at 7pm
Hosted by John Frederick

When: Aug 13, 2010 12 AM
Where: The Emerson School Hall in Malden, Massachusetts (Fri, 13 Aug 2010 00 )

Lets introduce ourselves!

This will be our group's first meetup event. We'll introduce ourselves and talk about how we can network each month and help grow each other's businesses.

When: Aug 13, 2010 2 PM
Where: Malden, Massachusetts, United States in Malden, Massachusetts (Fri, 13 Aug 2010 14 )

Boston Drum and Dance August Meetup

Come One - Come All! We'll be creating sacred space and sharing in the energies of our connection. Whether you are an experienced drummer or just starting out, there is space for you in our circle. And what would a circle be without dancers? So come and join us for this joyous celebration of life. 2:00pm Beginner's Class - Are you new to drumming? No problem! We'll have a beginner's class available just before the actual drumming begins. Come out and learn the basics of good drumming form. We'll learn a couple of very basic Native American rhythms, how to find the beat in the circle, and the etiquette of the drum circle so that we can all be good drumming citizens. Class is free - donation is appreciated. Bring your drum if you have one, if not, there will be drums to loan. 2:30pm The Rhythm Section - Each month we'll learn a new rhythm. Come join us to learn this month's rhythm. Setting the Space - Together we will create an altar that sets the tone for the circle for the day. Bring with you something to place on the altar that represents you. We'll create that container together. 3:00pm Open Drumming - Bring your drums, rattles, Native American flutes, digeridoos, etc. We will open up the room and get it rocking with the rhythms. There will be space made for both heart-pounding beats and softer rhythms with room for voices and instruments. There will be some instruments available for borrow, but it would be best in the beginning if everyone brings what they have so we are certain to have enough to go around. 4:30pm Mid-Circle Break - We'll take a break at roughly the half-way mark to allow people to introduce themselves and say what they bring to the container. 6:00pm - Closing Circle - We'll close the space as we opened it with a circling up of the participants and a closing of the energy. Cost: Guess What? After months of searching, we found a venue so happy to have us there that they are not charging us for the space. So, that means the event is FREE. (YAY!!) We will put out a donation basket for those who choose to contribute. (Suggested Donation is $7, but give what you can.) Donations will go to cover the costs of maintaining this meetup group, obtaining and repairing instruments, and the costs of electricity and heat for the church. If you have instruments to share, please bring them! We've gotten a lot of new people involved in drumming and not many of them have their own drums yet. So if you have extra drums, rattles and the like that you're willing to share, please bring them with you to the circle. Thanks! The First Parish in Malden, a Unitarian Universalist congregation, is located three blocks west of the Malden Center T station at 2 Elm Street (intersection with Pleasant Street), just off Route 60. Convenient, free parking is available between the church and the Beebe Elementary School. Visit MaldenUUA.org for directions and map. We run this event once each month on the third Sunday of the month. I look forward to seeing you all there!

When: Aug 15, 2010 2 PM
Where: Malden, Massachusetts, United States in Malden, Massachusetts (Sun, 15 Aug 2010 14 )

Lets talk Greek!

WHATï¿½S HAPPENING: We will learn how to have everyday conversation in Greek. Anything from Hello / Goodmorning to more complex discussions. The more advanced speakers can help in conducting conversations while people that donï¿½t speak any Greek will try to pick up the words. Also we will talk about the Greek culture. What is appropriate to discuss and how you act in different situations when interacting with Greek people. Suggestions and ideas about topics are welcome!

When: Aug 17, 2010 7 PM
Where: Malden, Massachusetts, United States in Malden, Massachusetts (Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19 )

World Of Enemies - Taxicab DISMEMBERMENT - HyenaFeast - Widow Sunday - HELL WITHIN

Ages: 21+

8/21/10 - Honey Fitz Pub 142 Pleasant St. Malden, MA Doors @ 8pm, $10 cover, 21+ *Hosted by Nefarious Realm Productions w/ World of Enemies, HyenaFeast, Widow Sunday, & Acaro

When: Aug 21, 2010 8 PM
Where: Honey Fitz Pub in Malden, Massachusetts (Sat, 21 Aug 2010 20 )

Great Concert of the Year

vous etes invites au plus grand concert de l'annee avec les grands artistes de Boston Nicky Christ, Pastor Ricardo Valcy, Genesis, Les Freres Deronette, UIC

When: Aug 22, 2010 6 PM to Aug 22, 2010 9 PM
Where: Grace Church of God in Malden, Massachusetts
Cost: Great Concert of the Year 16.81

(Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18 )

World Of Enemies

Ages: 21+

Show presented by our new buddy Matt and Nefarious Realm Productions. More details to come!

When: Aug 22, 2010 8 PM
Where: Honey Fitz Pub in Malden, Massachusetts (Sun, 22 Aug 2010 20 )

Complete SAT Prep: Classroom (Malden - 9/18/2010)

Kaplan's Complete SAT Prep: Classroom course is our most popular prep option for students prepping for the SAT. Considering PSAT or ACT prep as well? What Makes Complete SAT Prep: Classroom Course Unique? - The most Personalized Prep: a custom study plan based on your needs - Unmatched Expertise: our expert teachers use dynamic lesson plans to customize classroom sessions - The Ultimate in Convenience: many convenient class options and locations - The Best Guarantee: higher score guaranteed or your money back The Kaplan Difference Watch the videos at the right to learn how the Kaplan difference can work for you.

When: Sep 18, 2010 12 AM to Oct 26, 2010 12 AM
Where: Postal code 02148, United States in Malden, Massachusetts (Sat, 18 Sep 2010 00 )

Puppy Party and Microchip Clinic

Come support Broken Tail Rescue with our Puppy Party and Microchipping clinic. The follow events are planned:

Puppy Play Group!
Microchipping
Nail Trims
Raffles with great prizes

Please visit us on the web for more information: www.brokentailrescue.org

When: Sep 18, 2010 11 AM
Where: Playful Paws Doggie Day Care in Malden, Massachusetts (Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11 )

TOOLfist

Ages: 21+

When: Sep 18, 2010 7 PM
Where: Honey Fitz Pub in Malden, Massachusetts (Sat, 18 Sep 2010 19 )

Uncle Lefty

Ages: 21+

TBA

When: Sep 25, 2010 8 PM
Where: Honey Fitz Pub in Malden, Massachusetts (Sat, 25 Sep 2010 20 )